The WiFi is Too Slow

Significantly Bothered

Category: hotel

hoteltechnologyinternet

Opening

I am writing to express my EXTREME disappointment with the WiFi service at your establishment.

Body

As a paying guest who specifically chose your hotel for its advertised 'high-speed internet,' I expected to be able to check my email without watching the loading wheel spin for what felt like an eternity. I have been a loyal member of your rewards program for [X] years, and this is NOT the level of service I have come to expect. I was unable to: - Stream my shows in HD (or even SD, frankly) - Video call my family to show them the 'wonderful' accommodations - Post my dinner photos to Instagram in real-time This is simply unacceptable in [CURRENT YEAR].

Closing Demands

I expect immediate action to rectify this situation, including but not limited to a full refund for my stay and complimentary points added to my account.

Sign-off

Awaiting your prompt response,

[YOUR NAME]

Pro tip: For maximum effect, print this letter on your finest stationery and mail it via certified mail with return receipt requested. They'll know you mean business.